Posted by: rschoolcraft | March 27, 2008

How to know if you are an old white person

10. You don’t remember where you left your teeth.
  9.  You don’t know any of the questions or answers but you love Jeopardy.
  8. You don’t remember what that thing you do, was.
  7. Titanium makes up more than a third of your body.
  6. Your folks were wrong, you didn’t grow hair on your palms.
  5. You know you could text message if you could remember the      abbreviations.
  4. Your mind has gone from a steel trap to a steel sieve.
  3. You nap in the morning, afternoon and evening.
  2. You gripe to a waitress that the bread is hard and she tells you to stop eating the display.
  1. You leave your cell phone off so you won’t use up all the minutes.

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